If You're Anything Like Me: An Introduction
If you're anything like me, you don't look like a social media influencer. You're rocking a T-shirt and jeans most days, with a (singular) dress in the closet for special occasions. Your socks match your mood more often than they match each other. Your hands haven't seen the inside of a nail salon in years and you dye your hair with something that will likely stain the tub when you rinse it out. Sure, you own eyeliner, but your attempts at the perfect "cat eye" winged eyeliner usually end up looking more like "raccoon who just lost a bar fight." If you're anything like me, you don't act like a social media influencer. Your voice shakes when you tell a story and you forget your sentences before they've barely halfway left your lips. You don't have an online following... or a following in real life, for that matter. You're not graceful, delicate, or dainty; you open packages more like a bear tearing into a beehive than a ...